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beddies top fact....they give coke drivers free coke to stop them nicking it...also I think beer drivers get an allocation of free beer also

beddies top fact No2.. My mate is "something high" up...

and she doesnt charge extra, all her favourites included

im just yanking your chain jimmy boy, i love ya really

i dont need to ask, just assume, after all the smile on their grateful little faces says it all really

to me what he is saying is simply that certain reviewers think they are rocking the escorts world and making her cum and cum when in fact they are just faking it
that is all

are those who post...

i think thats a great idea, especially the extras box, its not making personal comments, just a tick box

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flipping liver bird, you not got your oirish passport yet?

I recommend the Merchant in Belfast, I hear you get a good facial there :D
https://www.themerchanthotel.com/

junior suite only...

should be 250 an hour, saves all that nasty scrabbling around for change kerchinggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!

And your worth it :D

no no you are really not getting it...THEY CAN CHARGE WHAT THEY LIKE and will do so if they are getting the business

not comparing escorts to goods, but take Next or M&S or any other UK shop
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You only need Sophie and youve got the whole set!

Annabel, Rachel and Sophie...the unholy trin...titty! oh and LVT... thats the 4 horsewomen of the apocalypse! :D

heres yours

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They have a mug reserved for you Howard

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i get offered coke......a lot ;)

for every genuine punter phone call, there is probably 10 timewasters, then at least one punter a day will be a complete wanker, either trying to do every fave on the list or get extra time or...

to feel something big and hairy between my legs for a change? :D

Just seen this posted on Facebook.

£329, same price as direct, no waiting, no bloat and unlocked.

Much better returns policy too!

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you never see an escort eating pot noodles in the rain begging for the price of their next sun tan......and thats a fact

you could start another popular ballon flying thread! :D

we have big pensions to spend dont blame us.. we all got rich off the tiger years and fucked it for you young'uns hehehe

good luck affording a ride when you are in your 70's :D

its a hell of alot cheaper than when i started seeing ladies.. was 150\250 then

and its still cheaper than a date with no Guarantee of sex

we live in ireland and adding up the costs of flying...

I'd love to see sophie in a basket, unlimited hot air! :)

you got that right BABE!

http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/compare_countries_result.jsp?country1=United+Kingdom&country2=Ireland

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In before the lock! another moaning price thread :D

stay at home, watch porn and wank yourself off....thats cheap! :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

your a squirter though, so deffo gets messy.
First time I made a lady squirt, we were both so shocked we had no idea what was happening and thought she was peeing. But she liked it so much I did it...