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Choose an escort and make a booking. Turn up on time, with the right money and be clean and respectful. Do your very best to make the escort see you as a client with whom she would be happy to...

A couple of years ago, I could have referred you to the actual table. It was in a room in a German hotel and the actual room with the actual table featured in their website. I could tell because each...

Lady on the table.

Best known for the song, "Where do you go to my lovely?"

I remember a punt with our own very special Sweet Mandy.

In the shower, I held her naked body to me and sang that song.

I reached the...

I think that you are talking about adrenalin not endorphin.

Let's hope that the spirit of this topic lets us discuss the difference between "let's" and "lets"!

Let's get back on topic and discuss the difference between tit's and tits.

I try to keep quite quiet.

The lady has a number of reviews already and they seem to be positive. Perhaps the ad is letting her regulars know that she is back and she may put in a number later if she has time for new clients....

One of the advantages of making prostitution legal is that you can have laws to address it.

For example. You can have an anti discrimination law that says that nobody may refuse to provide goods...

Often, when I visit this site on my phone I am stuck on the mobile site.

The mobile pages all have a link near to the top of the page that should take you to the desktop site but when I click it I...

Roast Goose.

With all the expected favourites of course.

Given where they come from, just another session of pleasure with a bird from Poland or Hungary. ;)

Ask if they can put you in the same cell as the lady and explain that you still have twenty minutes left.

Actually, you were wrong both times. Or perhaps right both times. It depends on the phone.

A dual sim phone that can have both sims active and connected to a network at the same time must have two...

What about the dirty little secret that everyone is ignoring?

Who stands to benefit the most from Greece exiting the Euro?

Every country in the Euro that exports goods and services out of the...

What about the large hardon collider?

As has already been noted, it is the IMEI, not all phones have an IP address. The important point though is that it is the sim ID that is recorded and tracked. The phone ID is only noted as part if...

I have one on my inner thigh, right at the top close to my ball sack.

It is one of the ones with a little ball of fatty tissue on the end.

I was thinking of going to a tattoo parlour and asking...

I had one on my shoulder - close to my neck. It was one of the ones with a little ball of fatty tissue on the end. I went to a doc in England and they tied off the stalk and at the same time snipped...

It's when you go to two escorts. Then you are cheating on the first one.

I read that if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it, so I have never responded to those ads.

I read a lot. I used to buy loads of books from bookshops, second hand shops, and then over the net from amazon. I was an early adopter of amazon when they were only in the US and you had to wait two...

There is one thing in my punting bag that nobody has mentioned.

A hair clasp.

I like shared showers and every now and then a lady will be worried that she has nothing to hold her hair up in the...

You just can't beat
The plastic meat.

Which is a pretty big drawback.

Of course if you are not circ'd the real thing has a drawback too.

The larger stores have them scattered all over the place. You top it up by going in to Tesco and asking for a top up voucher. If you buy a voucher at the same time as the SIM then the SIM is free.
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