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Where u like to have sex? Room > Jacuzzi? shower? beach? or maybe table ? :)

Sometimes when an escorts name is popular on the boards other escorts tend to copy it
just look at all the escorts called Clyde for example :D

......Ooooooh She's a beauty (new Ford Mustang)

Mine if i win the lotto or sell my soul to the devil!
( If - the biggest bloody word in the english language)

http://i.imgur.com/BRo18HQ.jpg...

IN 15 MINUTES the customer can have shared shower without any presure.Can smoke a tigarette and have some good bye chat. I guess it better 45 then 15 and difference is a small rate sometimes.

I'm a delivery driver. I just tell her highness that I've a "special" late night delivery to make. I drop loads here, there and everywhere.

I missed the bus ........

All of my 'relationships' are paid-in-full on arrival, so the only one doing any lying is the lady! :D

Who said anything about lying? :wtf:;)

Less lies you tell less chance to make a mess of it

That's what happened to me.... Never looked back since ;)

"what's up love, not enjoying the match?" :D

how do you know the lie has worked? :confused:

It's easy. Say you're going to a match. That gives you 3 hours.

I dont lie , I am on shift work so visit ladies in the morning or afternoon when I am usually home alone