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Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Few women admit their age; few men act it.

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
'Olympic condoms?',...

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an...

half of you have probably seen her in the flesh already :(

for those who havent here she is

the ex missus :D

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