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Not from my sparkling starfish, they don't.

Hi baby il leave you with the kind of trauma that will need years of therapy after. I'l also be your therapist ��

Diet will affect the body odour,yes, but if you use deodorant, perfume or after shave that will solve the problem.

I am just back from an appointment with a lady that I just met her for the very...

Same, have had many outcalls to hotels, no problems of any kind once advertised, initial contact is usually via this site, I’d assume some level of screening is in action but arrangements generally...

I'd be mortified.

Just throw me out if i ever done that.

Im self-conscious enough about a spot or something like that nevermind anything else.

Just wanted to ask all the people here - is it just me who is feeling hornier in this sunny weather or the weather is making everyone feel like that ? When I go out to work or to even buy groceries,...

Dear clients,

Believe me iam embarassed to make this thread… but here we are…

I would like to talk about our hygiene. To be honest i started to feel desperately…

More and more often iam...

Looks like a lot of guys explored Dora this weekend 😉

Also, best time, whenever i can :D

Its usually morning cause that suits, but im sure any time with notice is good.

All good man. Busy busy. :D

“Hi Jess, iam XYX. Hope you are well. Iam interested to make an appoitment with you tommorow in lunch time. Ask me if you need to know something. Thanks. ”

Isn’t it better then:
“Are you free?”...

Oh mr roo, you vanished for a while there.

Welcome back :D

Iťs difficult to say… I feel it different every day…

But in general i don’t mind early or late appoitments in case when it’s booked it advance. I love to woke up with feeling my day is planned....

Read the into and check the diary. We are all different.

Try to avoid :
“ are you free now? “
“ are you available? “

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God bless their salary…

28th of the month, in the sweet spot between my salary landing in the bank account and the mortgage payment leaving 🤣

It has been a long winter.
I'm slowly walking out of hibernation.

Getting up to speed. How I wish to be in Cork this week.

Catalina is there this week....

Cleo is a safer bet

Nah, wouldn’t book 90 mins straight out of the gate with someone I hadn’t met before, fine for the second meet onwards but 60 mins for the initial appointment is as far as I’d go.

About once every 200 quid.

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This made me laugh 😆😂🤣

The Etiquette of Ass Eating
By J.R Rimming
Illustrations by Plug m Hole :lmao::lmao:

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If a girl told me she only accepted neosurf as payment my next line would be..."What the fuck is neosurf when you're at home?"

Followed by..."I have cash for you."

You already said it...cash is...