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Philippe, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Philippe and says,'...

I'll translate that one for you Ciara.

WHC says:
" Apparently this semen that you are talking about, is rather good for the complexion. That is why I ejaculate on my partners face. Upon waking...

The only problem with a priest punting is they are totally against condoms

Wow! I didn't realise that this would kick off so badly!

Many thanks to those people who state that I'm not an unreasonable man.

Okay... I'm not here to censor the boards. Yes, one person was...