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Ah you're a gas man!!!! :lmao:

'sexy'


"30mins"

I'm soaking already . . .

We always do, just not from the clients. LOL

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

Sweet Patricia ++++++

You most likely wouldn’t pass my screening before the booking anyhow so don’t flatter yourself
I wouldn’t be surprised if you actually did and I refused you

The more you post, the less credible you get.

How do you know another client is just a few minutes away?

You are making a lot of assumptions to try and prove your point

Hmmm I don’t know…since you can’t see past your own assumptions

They dont need hours to get ready, just few minutes :), 10-15 minutes to take a shower, even the customer already arrived can make him wait until finishing the shower and call him to come in after.

Yeah good thread, although i am speechless.

Most girls have written on theyr profile, hygiene is very important, but is awkward and embarasing when customers ask for some services and demand...

Ah, after you? That's not proof. They might not shower right away, just wipe the icky part, text, snack, relax, and shower right before the next guy. Still high-end.

That does not mean that after you leave they don’t have a shower
Are we supposed to have a shower while you are still there?

This thread paints a very grim picture of life as an Escort

When the percentage of scumbags out weighs that of clean respectful clients

If this is normal behaviour from clients that girls...

You get what you pay for.

Pay pennies, get ladies who couldnt care less about you or your repeat custom.

SIMPLES.

Now, now, not all ladies, I'm actually not a fan of lynx, it reminds me of teenagers, I have a shower stocked full of bulldog & fcuk products, beard conditioners, shower gels, hair gel, a comb,...

Judging by the Hygiene thread there are quite a few guys who should be wearing a nappy.:rolleyes:

Elite Paula VIP but she is probably milf than mature.

So beautiful and elegant lady :flirt:

https://i.postimg.cc/L5PTpR3H/20240205-100002.jpg

Fetish cherry !

I used to love lush, i even used to go in stephen day in belfast cause of the sale buttt they gave me a very bad thrush from the strong perfume they are using so now im using only odourless gel for...

This quote is for the guy that mentioned why bidets are not common here...(bluefella)






Welldress, I posted the above post 12 pages ago...copied from the blog here:...

Please! Not Lush! I have to up my pace to even walk past those stored the smell is so overpowering.
Are you sure it's not called "Stinky Dates" being from there?!?
Poor staff must all have...

It reminded me of one South Park episode :D


https://youtu.be/MATNZezu6QA?si=H-yWPCU8BUHeYB_M

Hi my loves


passing by to wish you a happy week and take the opportunity to give you this small gift with love

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Can I ask you about the difference between Nivea and Sticky Dates?

Iam not talking about indgredients or smell.

What is the difference in effect?

Do you think you can wash a bottom better...

Ever since I was a teenager I detest loo roll, it's just not fit for purpose!!!!!!

If you got poo on your hand would you use some dry thin paper to wipe it off??? Hell no, you would scrub!!!
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