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Well folks, it would appear that lamp's a genuine lady as is the story :)

Best of luck honey and enjoy your Christmas treat :P x x

Send me his number and I'll check my phone to see if he's had the best blowjob of his life :)

I've found my passport. . . Just sayin.

Let me get this straight? You booked an escort but never intended to have sex with her????:confused::confused::confused:

Am I missing something here??:hypnotized:

Dude, seriously, we need to...

Remind me never to get on your wrong side Heather,lol.

It needs to be someone he cares about.. for maximum impact.
Trust me, I know what I'm doing :D

i was in first for the free holiday / honeymoon. Now feck off.

Cancel everything. Get as much money back as you can. Book a sexy holiday with his best mate, or better still, his brother
Or both.

P.S Empty his bank account and tip a box of live crickets...