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Omg omg omg :dance: !

Can hardly believe my Eyes 😳 !

Hey ! Happy New Years to YOU :kiss: !!! X

Yess exactly, u dont have the sence of humor..LOL

Every single thread around here descends into this lately. Its tedious.

I'm with you there. She certainly is keeping a very low profile. I hope it's not because she's been made feel uncomfortable on these boards. As you've said, she has plenty of friends.

Couldn't agree more.

Very definitely agree here.Stephanie is an excellent poster and a top class escort to boot.

Woooo. Chil Nads. Anny has nothing but the best of intentions I'm sure. Let's keep this a happy thread.

ohhhhhhhhhh come on stephanie, you know you want tooooooooooooooooooo:D

Fair play Nads. Let's make this a Stephanie appreciation thread.

You wouldn't actually let me close enough. I tired to peck you on the cheek and you said be off wench, or something like it :)

You go bud... just make sure you get a bus south east... and pop over the border...lol

Ladies, a client dies mid flow. Sudden heart attack, with your pinkie up his ass. You are alone, no one near by and he is sixteen stone and naked. What do you do next?

Gentlemen...what would you...

Confidence is very attractive. Most women I know would rather an average looking confident man than a good looking asshole. Robbie Coltrane when he played Cracker had me weak at the knees.

I have no answers to that Nads. I am not patriotic. I find the royal family obscene. Not a fan of the government. I take hardly a passing interest in politics and I don't really like Britain much.

Nice one Nads! Although you and I know that's never gonna happen!:p.

However, E-I's clients are the escorts, not the punters.

Also, only the escorts will be able to define and know who the...

It is a great idea
But there was something like this mentioned before and it is a legal minefield for the site
Pity that
have you got your escort chosen ?

hahaha brilliant idea but it will never happen lol :( sob sob sob :D

Great idea Nads :D

Ah, Nads, you are such a sweet......... arselicker:D

Except for the 15minute appointment, I would fit the bill perfectly...
Women don't get turned on in 15 minutes like men can. You know that?

There are lots of things I don't support that the British government is responsible for. It doesn't stop me from remembering and respecting the victims of wars.

Absolutely not.

The 'poppy' is support for a 'charity' called the British Legion that looks after retired members of the British armed services (admittedly many of whom were/are Irish). Would I...

Have you read this thread in its entirety?

I take it you read the comments re women in the preceding posts? You did? Oh good. Now go and look up tongue in cheek, and ask yourself why you have that...

http://www.youtube.com/user/happylifebalance3?v=CZHVnKAc02s&feature=pyv&ad=11833718021&kw=michael%20jackson

And a few weeks before mine :)

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune. Or the better the grip on the razor, James ;)