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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most...

Ok lads..... picture the scene...

You are there with your favourite lady on an out call in your cosy hotel room. It begins to snow heavily and you are desperately trying to get her to stay over...

I adore giving facials to lucky girls, having a big bag helps and sustaining from wanking for a week too I can cover the girls entire face,lovely jubbly