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You mean Cher and Alice Cooper are the same person :scared:

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Pump some iron ? Yeah, we believe ye !


Don't forget to change hands in case of cramp !;)

This one's got a good beat. Hope it helps otherwise change your name to fatarse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww

I never knew they drank Guinness in France ?
Is that a new wine ;)

Your also very good at lifting things.:). Also masters of tall stories, Walter Mitty.:)

She is lovely alright.
I bought that phone off her last night for €400
She was looking at my punting phone, it's a basic POS.
And then she looked at my wallet and said, a handsome guy like you...

When watching a short clip from an interview with a great legend 'Keanu Reeves', he was asked a question in which many of us have thought about at least once in our lives.
The question in which...

I'm sure some of the ladies can verify you are an actual real person, part of me thinks you make up these little fantasy stories

Taking sim out is nothing
Phone has to be factory reset
Photographs and videos all numbers stored to the phone not the sim all would be seen.
Phones in the wrong hands will cause problems

My...

Even I don't do rimming at the sex clinic me and my friends were vaccinated against hepatitis and When I asked why is that the lady answered is protection special for rimming and when I told her I...

Ahem,

Cough, cough.

Yes, But you already have a criminal record over causing the riots in Paris last year.:)

With your track record they probably wouldnt let ye in.:). Also, I dont think they let youngsters in either.:)

Id say if you could learn to spell and string a sentence together she would be amazed.

I d say ye have a better chance of eating yer own Mickey than ye flying one of those jets young Walter.:)

I think the Double Ended Dildo would be much more realistic for you, to be honest.:)

Well with your shoplifting skills she might be well impressed if you were to give her a little deminstration in each store.:)

What about a tour of all the Dunnes Stores outlets around the country? Sure that would be second nature to you.:)

You're so romantic!

If you really want to blow her away how about bringing her to a wind farm?:)

I suppose she just said when you phone just mention the word Gobshite and she d know it was you.:)

Don’t forget asshole :p

Names are usually along the lines of "Small Willy" or "Smelly Dick" etc....

:D

Hi guys,

When it comes to real/other names, then this should be respected by no mentioning any of these names at all.
Even if you believe that an escort have given you a certain name, do not...