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Hard to believe this thread is 6 pages old and no mention of one of the best if not the best ever intro: Rocky II

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n0mfD4bYDBs

I'd give my left testicle to be able...

What about the Amber Nectar? Fosters you could wash your feet in it

You'll see me in water but wet I'll never be!

Come on man don't spoil the illusion. I bet you go around telling six year olds father christmas isn't real

After a long hard think I have decided to approach a touchy subject, Nationality.
I have found, in my experience, eastern European ladies very robotic (even highly reviewed 95+) and sometimes a bit...

Arseholes are like opinions.. everyone has one

The experts say you should either go electric or stick with petrol/diesel and avoid hybrid as its neither one nor t'other. Hang on another 10 years before switching to electric for the ordinary Joe...

What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command

Ventriloquist inside cannot keep yearning

YEARN

*I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.

Holy shit it's Steve Buscemi!! I never spotted that even thought it's clearly his tone and so obvious now. I'm off to re-watch entire movie again

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

I don’t have a carbon footprint because I just drive everywhere.

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Now the moment you've all been waiting for
The world famous Jack Rabbit Slims Twist Contest!

"Ah, let's meet our first contestants here, this evening. Young lady
What is...

The Hope Is Now Gone

HOPEY

17/07/1952:*David Hasselhoff, American*actor*(Night Rider and Baywatch), born in Baltimore, Maryland, USA.

Squirt Piss Over Rita's Thigh

RITAS

Uninteresting Person

mood killer: talking the location down the phone when texting is a lot simpler

mood killer: dirty shower head that dangles

mood killer: damp hand towel passed off as bath towel

mood killer:...

Mood killer? No eye contact, rubber comes out for starters, starters lasts around 94 seconds.

The Hoor Amongst Nettles Krapping

KRAPP

Red October

Viagra Is Real Good Nob

NOBBY

Hung me out to dry for the wolf! Posting here is akin to posting in North Korea, you expect to be silenced if you step across the threshold. What happened to the treasured 1st amendment or our version