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So you want a Supermassive Black Hole???? Or have I got this ALL wrong ;)

Thanks. Appointment made with the delightful Amelia Babe. :)

Breaking news today.



http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/man-who-attempted-to-rape-escort-asks-court-for-time-to-go-on-family-holiday-558479.html

Look after yourselves ladies.

In the underground carpark on the Quays with a gf at the time. Had paid the ticket and got frisky before we left. We were there about half an hour and tried to leave. This is how I found out that you...

I was sitting in the kitchen with my dog one night. Suddenly, he turned to me and said, "You know, I can speak perfectly fluent English. There really no need for all that "doggie" gibberish you throw...

The IMF Stole our Summer. I hear Angela Merkel has the Sun locked in the desk in her Office in the Bundestag. I was going to tell a joke about raiding Angela's drawers but I'm not a monster!!!

As Johnothan Ross might say, "Don't be so wankerous".

Shwing!!!!! Nice. They yours ;) I'll pay you €50 to stare at them for 30 minutes lol

"Don't tell anyone about my one testicle. I don't want people thinking I'm a Monster"

"Leave it. We'll fix it after lunch. It will be grand"- The Dam operator of Atlantis Municipal Council.

"Stingrays LOVE foreplay" - Steve Irwin
"Keano ya Traitor!!!........oh fuckin' hell, he's coming over"
"Charles.......Charles..........what are you doing with that pillow" - the Queen.

Nothing.....we have established that Angel and Baby are nouns, and not adjectives. Yep, I'm a real Grammar Nazi!!!:drillsergeant:

I woke up with a sore hand. I dreamt I was in a fight and I punched the radiator beside my bed. Two knuckles on my right hand will be a little tender for a while. Luckily, no damage to my hand or the...

Yey, we win!!!

I've never measured mine so don't know.

It's a bit like other Laws that are on the books but not enforced. The NCT disc, for example. Police are not stupid. If they know that 2 women are in the same premises but are operating on their own...

Holy Mammeries Batman!!!:shocked:

Hi, I'm Ciaran Barnes from the Sunday Life. Can you please lift up your top so I can take a picture so I can save you from the evils of Purroosssttiittuuuuutttttiiiiiooooooonnnnnn!

What! You mean nobody else does??? :confused:

Usually, I check out the camera angles, the lighting and the dialogue. After that, I ponder the question of the existentialist juxtaposed philosophy of life imitating Art. Then I ask myself, "What...

In case you're wondering, it's not me and it's not my real name;)

You would think that with everything happening in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Syria, Iran, Egypt etc, they'd be too busy to worry about the Eurovision. Though, if they kidnapped Jedward, can you...

If we saved up all the money Irish people have spent on the Lotto, we could probably pay back the IMF EU in a week:ireland2:

Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins and Sonic youth. In that order. The Music World ended in 1996, don't you know!!

I'm surprised nobody has thought of the fruit isle. "Excuse me, could you hold my plumbs for a moment while I grab a Melon?"

I'd recognize Messi's arse anywhere!!!