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Leave IDF alone you bully.

Happy June y'all.
Another half year soon to be gone from your ample life spans.
Enjoy what may be left.

What a simple you are.

She tired of pandering to your anal fixations and discovered more interesting ways of spending her life
Unless you are she or her gimp announcing something.

They're on strike tonight for better pay.:moon:

I wish I had a bang.
Is this American for a fridge?

There are no fat nurses?
You live you learn.
Everyday is a school day on here.

I was a friend of your son Norman .I booked a room and settled in for the night but when I took a shower the little prick stabbed me.

The only cards we are interested in are the jokers .
We leave the kings and queens to our betters like Leo Trump and Donald Corbyn.

Daddy ,why didn't you come back.
You said you were only going for cigarettes.

And when you die the wardrobe can double up as a coffin.

When you get to my younger age than yours,having abused my body in various non-masturbatory ways,every second counts.

If by some chance I was unfortunate enough to be in the pretend rebel county and I was triply unfortunate ,nay quadruply unfortunate enough to scrape off your car with my Fiat Cinquecento, you'd be...

I would be crying for a car with some real European style.
A Lexus.

If by Hoover you mean a BMX,I'm with you

I would pay good money for a Toyota.
A proper car

God bless those who help themselves.
God loves a trier.

I prefer photos of real ,substantial Deutschlanders.
Ain't that so Mercedes?

If you're a Nancy try ****************.
If otherwise and you're shaking in your boots,have a wank.

It's OK.As long as they're small to medium sized.

It's alright.It was a Skoda.

We all need tradesmen.

A Hoover is an American dam,an American president or his weirdo relative who ran the rule over the FBI for fifty years.

Either that or it's a Dyson with a nozzle.

Does it include a gloryhole?

The Brits were bad b'stards,but worse it would have been in days of yore to have been colonised by either Jerries or Spanish (despite all the young Hispanics on YouTube claiming their former empire...