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Self love is best confined to the inside of your sock.
Thank your lucky stars you didn't go down the six to the dozen route of all the thousands of suit wearing millionaires out there by installing...

The election is called for Biden.
At the moment the gangster,liar, racist,deluded, low I.Q.,self-serving, narcissistic,scum combover remains as polluting trash in the White House.
I hope the...

Cocoa and slippers.

Electoral predictions

I predict Americans are just as stupid as you

Well said banana!

Daniels.
She's stormy!

The world is a bigger place than houses that are white.
I knew this before I left my Tower.
So many places to go,so many places to see before the free ride of Airforce 1 runs out.
There are so...

You had me going there .
I almost believed you were Tom Rambo.

Aboard or abroad or just bored, You must be the best thing since Jean Pulled Gaultier.
But wtf?
I don't know my channel from my canal.
Or my arse from my anus as we sez in cock a knee.

No French kissing.
Tonsil hockey with cheese eating surrender monkeys gives you halitosis!

People look up to Tramps in towers.

Then she would be caught between a rock and a hard place, and that's not a Viagra joke.

The Democratic Party lies to the right of you euroweenies with your quaint ideas of social welfare and national health services but they lie far,far to the left of the one true and right Republican...

Money isn't everything but it helps.Just ask Melania!

Dunno:dunno:
Maybe he's from the Futurama:shrug:

Assuming Google is a glint in the shared eye of Brin and Page-

CFNM=clothed female naked male
Try your immense powers of deduction and imagination for the second definition!

Old man Biden leads the liberals and socialists in spreading the clap.
For a safer sexual life,Vote Republican and support the Christian Right.
#AbstinenceisAmerican!

You have become derp.
Love the pic though.

Well he is from the stone age.

One for the fathers of Dublin skangers.

http://youtu.be/n3oQgAFBfWU
And Dublin mothers too.
We are equal opportoonists here!

One for the border boys!

http://youtu.be/7Ps9wj8ukJY

American Dictator sounds good to me.
I'll ask my good bud Vlad for some pointers on how to get there.

Beemer needs a new car.
A BMW Mini.
A proper car!

I am an Emperor.
These are my new clothes.

Well said sir!
You have at least the intelligence of the average Donald John Tramp elector.
Good job!!