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What attracts me to a girl is looks first, then body and then what type of handbag and car she has

ah thanks willie, That is the first sensible thing you said from you joined..... whats with that smiley at the end though

none, both on par with each other as Bollocks is a gobshite and gobshite is a Bollocks

I must say I saw a completely different side to Saul yesterday,


...... a much more caring and compassionate side :crazy:

So he might not be Irish at all, Romanian maybe :eek:

Great so you accept 2c 5c 10c etc katie but would we get time for sex in the hour as you'd just be lying there counting

If its also in your Big Toe, SmallHorn, get yourself off immediately to A&E as it could be concussion :o

was going to say not Lebanese restaurants anyway but you got that covered so I'll say matches where alot of cheer ladies gather especially when i'm playing:cool:

Willie, on the whole Asylum's are usually very peaceful all thanks to the heavy sedation :crazy: But here its out of control so maybe auld doc should start to administrator some sedation on here...

Yes, I chose the scones in the end :cool:

Firstly Saul, i'd say that Mod wasn't right in the head and it makes me ask why Sam was really banned :o

Compromise Yes! You mean she give him money to visit an Escort once a week for OWO only, I like it, katie ;)

Tesco and 48 all use the Three/o2 and they're down here most of the day,

What about the ones opening the door in a dressing gown, ankle socks and flip flops and greeting you with a :yawn: ?

OF COURSE IT DOES SILLY, THEY'D TAKE A BENTLEY OVER A MICRA ANYDAY :o

I like the shades Robbie, you look a bit like Clyde,

Willie, it must be the postman then, I made it clear to them that I was not available until after 6

you can enter most pubs via the back door :shhh:

I intended to visit a TS later, then realised I have to abstain from eating meat today:(

There will NEVER be peace on Earth :(

Why? I hear you say...

Because God created WOMAN :o

hi lolly, i can only give you my left hand as my right hand has its hand ful at present :o

I'm going to Mass, Willie....can't wait

You must've looked the right Bollocks in just the bra, you could've at least wore panties to match

Slavetoyou your man

lets hope its stays very :cool: if i'm ever over there then