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I met a girl in Dublin a few weeks back and I'd swear she was a robot.

Ffs I thought this was going to be about diggers

TB125 is my personal choice.

Get a big rock from the quarry and drop it on your toe...... the excruciating pain will make you forget the heartburn.

Balls deep

It does get to a point when it's way to hot for hot action. I hate being all hot and bothered..... Another reason for lovely air-conditioning hotel meets.

If you arrive on time at 8am for a 8am train you are late. I'd rather sit in the carpark for 30mins like a weirdo than be late

I'm a stickler when it comes to timekeeping. It infuriates me when someone is late. It a major lack of respect. Even people that are " on time " annoy me. Be early or don't bother.

I did a 10k round trip to the shop for sausages and the paper.

In the car admittedly but 10k is 10k in my head.

Noise High heels make on a timber floor walking towards me with a sandwich. Pure bliss

Yep.... pillow fights en all.

Spray the whole lot with roundup and don't bother your hole cutting the grass.

Outa curiosity..... did you put the bra on also ?

Always reminds me of the episode of friends when Joey walks around to corridor of the apartment block across the road shouting..... "hot girl, where are you"

Top tip......go see Jenny.

Back to the original post about trying to pick up Easy-Singles.

And make the best sandwiches ;)

This is like going onto Ryanairs website looking for a Irish rail timetable.

When the kids were younger and I stood at the school gate sending them in and collecting them. I honestly got more propositions from the mammys at the gate during those years. Kinda miss it now. ...

Perverts also use the gym so it's not unusual for lads to be walking around with a punting bag.
Personally I kinda like the non descript toiletries at hotels so no need for a bag.

I have a collection of work jeans just like that...... just saying

Your WhatsApp updates are slowly becoming my favourite part of the day.

Does anyone else spend longer picking something on netflix to watch. I seem to scroll for ages.

Whereas on here I can pick the lucky lady in minutes.

Am I to fussy?

Sun splitting the rocks here in Cork. Absolutely glorious morning.

Another leap year that a lady didn't propose marriage to me....... like I'm a catch. Never a dull moment, road frontage, full compliment of finlux kitchen appliances, spare room to escape to..... and...

^^^^ potm^^^^^^

My work takes me to all sorts of places in Europe and further. Last year according to Google timeline I travelled 2.6 times around the world.

I love to travel but I also like to sit at home and...

There's guys like our tony that drive up the average ride per week stats.

Flip side.... I drive the lower % bracket.

Quality over quantity