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90 % of bald people still own a comb , they just can't part with it .

I'd phone twice , if they don't answer send a text . If there's no response then move on .

Whatever you do don't ring before 10 in the morning or 9 in the evening.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it !!!

I got mugged today.

He pointed a knife at me and said , " Your money or your life ? "

I told him I was married so I didn't have money or a life .

He gave me a hug and we cried together, ...

The vast majority of escorts aren't exactly honest about their nationality.

Their nationality is irrelevant to me once they're honest about their sex ( as in they're female) I'm happy ;)

It's mostly to do with his mental health and beliefs.

FYI it's they're, not their !! ;)

Indoctrinated religious types are the most stubborn/ deluded people on the planet. He might go on hunger strike next :rolleyes:

What are we going to do with you Robert ? :banghead:

I've travelled to Belfast for an overnight, Galway for a threesome and Cork on a couple of occasions. I knew all the ladies so I didn't mind the journey, doubt I'd go that far to meet someone I...

See you later , love you xxx

Love you too.

Babe , it would mean a lot to me if you'd put some X's at the end of your replies xxx

OK, , love you too Donna , Jackie, Karen and Becky .
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I hate when meeting an escort for the first time they shake your hand on arrival, I know at the end of the day it's a business transaction but a handshake is too impersonal imo . I hate it when an...

That photo of me must be around 20 years old :D

https://youtu.be/sxXLJUWAzjg?si=TAbfoH3_Yn7ruI-R

https://youtu.be/4XJh25RG4b8?si=L2yPnwQTTPhgoMl4

Had to check who you were referring to when you said "she ".

Looks like she doesn't see old lads like you anyway :lmao:

Wise words from the oldest swinger in town ;)

https://youtu.be/gxwiz34YHkw?si=30INQcLa4eUTzr5V

Always B for me until we get to know each other better, then A but never C .:omfg:

https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM?si=40HedqmXkKps7_Tq

https://www.escort-ireland.com/escorts/bra-babeurre-czech-female-escort.html

The lady above is Czech, can't say the same about the others ya'll mentioned ;)

You can't spell advertisements without " semen" between the tits :cool:

Think I'll leave ya'll to it , later ....:wave:

Don't get yourself all agitated now old timer ;)

https://youtu.be/4RnAix0qfTk?si=ZP_UAeE30uT7XMaP

Which one is Tony and which is Ldm :scratchchin:

All gods , religions and holy books are man made nonsense and deserve to be treated as such . The fact that there are thousands of them proves my point.

As for an afterlife I like this quote from...