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2 inches on the top and another 2 in the middle, right? :D

His name is William and there was no dress, just high heels, stockings, ropes and a whip. :p

Actually, he's more like the mailman... always cums twice! :D

Excellent exercise in maturity! :D
Now, let's see...

BEARDED TINY
KINKY BASTARD
MIDDLEAGE GIRTHY
NERDY HUGE SHAFT
ROUGH CIGGAREMAN
SANTA LOOKALIKE
SENIOR CHEEKY

You know when women say "size does not matter at all, honey"?
WOMEN HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO LIE!

That been said, I personally do not think size matters too much. Only very small size matters a lot. :p

Love it!
He's a sexy kinky son of a bitch with a dirty mind to match. :D
The plot is not mindblowing (doh!), but Lucifer is worth every second of watching that show.

Finally a sound point of view!

Feelings? Hmm... Why ruin a perfectly good arrangement? :P Just saying like...

Well... if the shoe fits... :D

YES!
:D I just knew you're my kind of nerd. Star Wars forever!

Surely you mean yesterday. :D
Pretty sure no doctor is available at 4 am.

Truer words never spoken, however... clients rarely do it. :(

No, he works for the phone company and overheard a Garda talking about it, doh!
Wanna bet he has a 'girlfriend' working in the industry? ;)

About time we got some female punters. ;)

I think there was a thread here a few weeks ago and men wondering why escorts keep one hand at the base of the condom while they're enjoying some quality time and companionship. There you have it!

:p No problem whatsoever with the English. After all they do love our baguettes.
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'From at least the 18th century, condom use was opposed in some legal, religious, and medical circles for essentially the same reasons that are given today: condoms reduce the likelihood of...

I have heard at least three escorts in the last couple of months talking about clients trying to do this to them.
How can anyone even consider doing that to another person is beyond me. :(
Yes,...

Irish can be good at it too. ;) I keep two of them on my fuckbuddies list for when I'm not working.
But I do admit we're better at it than most Europeans, continental or islanders.


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I am not saying looks are not important when it comes to a man-woman relationship, but... know your audience, boy! :D You are asking this question on an escort site where you can hardly find a...

And since we are today celebrating life's victory over death, let's also give a big thank you to all advertisers on E-I who are well known for their particular skills in "resurecting the dead"....

Does the cock you take have to be attached to a man? Or can it be a realistic substitute that a female can skilfully drive up your... ?

Don't try to ride her unless she rides you first and you should be grand. :D

I am now! :D

About two or more... until I found out I was not allowed to even think about other men while he was getting nice and cosy with every girl on this site that happened to pass by his town.