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Hi Lucy, its a bit like kids in school where you pick on the girl that you fancy to hide your feelings...in this case i'm picking on the big girl who I don't facy but it is a llittle bit similar.
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I sincerely hope you couldn't be any more daft in the real word benge. And I don't doubt for a minute you would be in the corner at the party but I imagine you mumbling to yourself with your hands...

Hi Lucy, I try to sneak about in the background as people often mistake me for Poggo and I get terrible abuse and weird requests but you've tempted me out to say hello too.

Finally a thread I feel I can contribute to.

Yes Poggo, you are indeed a tool. Not the tooliest tool there is but a tool nonetheless. That said, you are perhaps the nicest tool I have ever...