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Oh I hear you!

Do you need a shower??

No, no I’m good.

When did you shower last?

This morning.

This just reminded me of Mathew McConaghy “alright, alright, alright”! :) Which I love btw!!!



Expensive always . . .

Notice how so many Americanisms are creeping into everyday Irish chat??

"My bad" aghhhhhhhhh noooooooooo!!!!

"I will speak my truth" . . . What the FCUK are you on about??

Starting the...

I dont even respond to this question.

As if I dont plan my day, schedule my bookings and personal commitments, I just sit around all day waiting for "free now?" Texts :p

Absolutley spot on! :kiss:

Ah you're a gas man!!!! :lmao:

'sexy'


"30mins"

I'm soaking already . . .

Oh I completely relate to this!!!

JOMO is when you have reached that point of contentment within yourself and the awareness that our happiness comes from within, not from external sources.
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For me, conversation with ANY new client is so important, to make him feel welcome and put him at ease.

I'm naturally bubbly and chatty and will have even the most nervous client laughing and...

It's about being grateful for the review and call being polite.

Polite, go ask yer Ma to explain the practice to you, she clearly forgot to as she was dragging you up.

Aw dont be so hard on yourself!!! I love to use the mirrors to make my guest feel like hes in his own porn!!

You CAN do it, cut back, it will be hard in the first few months but will get easier in time.

Even if it's a case where you just say to yourself NOT today, on the daily.

Maybe take the time to...

I adore perfume, I think it makes for the essence of a woman,

Have you ever had an amazing experience with a gentleman and you smell his scent on you for hours after??? Yummmmm

I am always...

Do you douche?

Pfft, I am a courtesan and so are you darling!!!! :kiss: my half hour clients are my bread and butter!!

Those bitches doing it all wrong ha ha ha!!

I do clean the gentleman after service, let him relax on the bed and he is welcome to shower before he leaves.

No, it's just my thing, I wouldn't do something like that in front of a guest, but...

I dont know, I think hes telling porkies if it's true that he only sees high end ladies.

I would not use baby wipes downstairs in front of a guest, it's hardly the most sexy/ elegant thing to do...

You get what you pay for.

Pay pennies, get ladies who couldnt care less about you or your repeat custom.

SIMPLES.

Now, now, not all ladies, I'm actually not a fan of lynx, it reminds me of teenagers, I have a shower stocked full of bulldog & fcuk products, beard conditioners, shower gels, hair gel, a comb,...

Constitution of a mortican ha ha ha omg Sarah, I think you certainly do, I hope you dont mind me bringing this up again, you mentioned it public ally here before about a client having an accident...

Now, now, dont try and say that you hit the ground running in this industry, that you didnt get into it due to financial pressure and that you never tolerated poor hygiene.

We've had our run ins...

Wellllllll, I decided to use my business head instead of my stubborn "Gawd fcuk it all" head and set up a new twitter/X after having my orignal account BRUTALLY suspended!!!! :lmao:

I must not...

Shes from Ballyhaunis, back the low road ahind the parish hall.

And where are you from yerself????

Pffffffft J8nDublin if that's your definition of mature you must be an absolute dinosaur!!!

:lmao:

I judge how mature I am by how long it's been since my last round of botox! :lmao:

These...

Oh Christ, grounds for divorce right there!!!!

The poor woman married an Ape, And that is probably an insult to Apes, even animals clean themselves regularly!!!!

North obvious reasons a lot of gentleman may not want to get the free kit posted to their home, But you know every hospital has a sexual health clinic usually open 9 to 5 Monday to Friday type hours...