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Aw dont be so hard on yourself!!! I love to use the mirrors to make my guest feel like hes in his own porn!!

You CAN do it, cut back, it will be hard in the first few months but will get easier in time.

Even if it's a case where you just say to yourself NOT today, on the daily.

Maybe take the time to...

I adore perfume, I think it makes for the essence of a woman,

Have you ever had an amazing experience with a gentleman and you smell his scent on you for hours after??? Yummmmm

I am always...

Do you douche?

Pfft, I am a courtesan and so are you darling!!!! :kiss: my half hour clients are my bread and butter!!

Those bitches doing it all wrong ha ha ha!!

I do clean the gentleman after service, let him relax on the bed and he is welcome to shower before he leaves.

No, it's just my thing, I wouldn't do something like that in front of a guest, but...

I dont know, I think hes telling porkies if it's true that he only sees high end ladies.

I would not use baby wipes downstairs in front of a guest, it's hardly the most sexy/ elegant thing to do...

You get what you pay for.

Pay pennies, get ladies who couldnt care less about you or your repeat custom.

SIMPLES.

Now, now, not all ladies, I'm actually not a fan of lynx, it reminds me of teenagers, I have a shower stocked full of bulldog & fcuk products, beard conditioners, shower gels, hair gel, a comb,...

Constitution of a mortican ha ha ha omg Sarah, I think you certainly do, I hope you dont mind me bringing this up again, you mentioned it public ally here before about a client having an accident...

Now, now, dont try and say that you hit the ground running in this industry, that you didnt get into it due to financial pressure and that you never tolerated poor hygiene.

We've had our run ins...

Wellllllll, I decided to use my business head instead of my stubborn "Gawd fcuk it all" head and set up a new twitter/X after having my orignal account BRUTALLY suspended!!!! :lmao:

I must not...

Shes from Ballyhaunis, back the low road ahind the parish hall.

And where are you from yerself????

Pffffffft J8nDublin if that's your definition of mature you must be an absolute dinosaur!!!

:lmao:

I judge how mature I am by how long it's been since my last round of botox! :lmao:

These...

Oh Christ, grounds for divorce right there!!!!

The poor woman married an Ape, And that is probably an insult to Apes, even animals clean themselves regularly!!!!

North obvious reasons a lot of gentleman may not want to get the free kit posted to their home, But you know every hospital has a sexual health clinic usually open 9 to 5 Monday to Friday type hours...

Ever since I was a teenager I detest loo roll, it's just not fit for purpose!!!!!!

If you got poo on your hand would you use some dry thin paper to wipe it off??? Hell no, you would scrub!!!
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I know it's not for every lady but I really dont care to row or argue, I'm not rich but I'm not broke either so thank God I have the luxury of being able to decline unsuitable clients and just hand...

“ Apologies but this isn’t going to work out, here is your money back, take your time getting dressed there’s no rush .
. . Thank you”.

I am not their Mammy, it is not my duty to show them how to...

That's nice & polite, maybe also state your first name, the duration of the booking you seek and approximate time you seek. Give as much notice as possible.

Best of luck & have fun x

No I dont believe that the vast majority are trafficked, I believe that many are like myself, using this profession to better their lives and their families lives and there are plenty of good decent...

I understood that you were t replying to me but I'm just saying that as a proud Irish lady who adores my Irish men I'm embarrassed to say that what Michelle is saying is true. Not EVERY Irish guy is...

You mention about me being lucky, in my first two years of escorting I tolerated so much of it because I thought this was normal and I was under pressure trying to make money to clear debts.
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Oh darling, see my earlier post, unfortunately it is true.


SOME Irish men have the unique talent of getting into a slower stocked full of high end mens toiletries a d coming out still stinking...

I'll never forget finding out about what a bj was!!!!!!!

I was 14. I had heard jokes in school about bJs ut I would just laugh along, not having a CLUE what they were talking about!!!!!!

I...