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I've been here almost here 5 years under my current guise as EA1. Had first registered in April 2006 but that profile didn't get used much in those pre Smartphone days and couldn't find the password...

Sould have said € 12 bill for last year 2013. Approx. € 6 bill next year ????

Anyhow, the teal message is to go forth, drop your pants and do your best for Ireland.

Actually, most of the money probably leaves the country-just like the Pfizer profits on viagra.

But ok, we'll give the ladies some credit as well.

Still borrowing € 2 bill a year but...

So E-I punters have come to the aid of the country. An acknowledgement of estimated spending on escorts means that the economy is bigger than previously assumed and therefore the total national...

I suspect many of us on.this site long to be born again virgins.

Good night sir. I live in hope. Perhaps I'll wake up tomorrow and find her.

So how would I know?

Brilliant.

And this thread is NOT about exercising in the gym and the sights you might see.

What if I decide to retire and want to settle down with a young lady. How would I know that she was chaste and pure...

I was trying to be a clever smart ass there, something my mother warned me about many years ago. Apologies.

Assume = Ass + U + Me

Anyways, I'd be astonished if the escort gave a refund. She...

I've met a few escorts recently that seem to carry a stock of particularly small condoms. I am far far far from being well endowed so they were obviously designed for Hobbits.

To be honest, the...

Has anyone visited the Chinese girl Amanda who is in Cork at the moment?

I have enjoyed meeting many oriental escorts over the past year but all of a sudden they often don't allow reviews and the...

This thread is just going to run and run........

I think that Tuam needs more than just escorts.

Better idea. Perhaps IlNah - them mods never get annoyed.

Perfect Day

I was going to start a new thread extolling the virtues of the agency model but I'll piggyback on Samlad instead.

Had a punt recently where:
- Girl came onto street to wave me into the flat
- We...

For all of our moaning, the review system, with all of its flaws, does help identity parameters and trends that greatly assist the punter.

Back in another life I used an agency. They knew my...

I might have to take you up on that. You'll have to earn your fee though-it'll be like weaning Fr Jack off drink.

Try living with one of the cocks!!!!! They seem to have a.mind of their own and no amount of obedience training works.

Couldn't do you guys' job. I would feel hurt if someone declined my service, for whatever reason. I would just be too personal. Thats why I hate leaving negative reviews, even if I encountered a real...

All sorts of escorts. Some are rip off merchants whereas others give you experiences that you remember a quarter of a century later. That's why the review system counts.

Starry Starry Night - Don McClean

Seemed as good a review as any that I have managed in my time.

About 20 years ago an oriental escort asked me if she could retain me as her bf if clients requested a duo service. I declined on the grounds that I had a job and wouldn't immediately be available....