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I will not accept accept Eastern Europeans.

I know you're a fan of Lily and she is a lovely person so you must have good taste...

I think the issue here is spiteful reviewers having poor taste to begin with. And watching too much porn. Sorry my sex swing is out of order today. Soz

Unverified pics and no reviews. Dont cry

I have 3 times. I was too horny to leave a bad review though.

Do you know what that makes sense. Do you remember 10 years ago when reviewers would spew shit and put a girl out of business cos 'he' woke up on the wrong side of bed.
I'm so glad Tom has taken...

No Cindy this is a big deal.

Cos these el Spazzos think it's ok to review girls like an argos catalogue.

Catch a wake up

Look Jamescork is old school. He must be about 70 so take it easy on him.
In 2014 yes that's right , he told me I must have some neck for someone that has no tits and no ass. I since forwarded him...

Check his reviews. He either has unbelievably poor taste or hes just plain spiteful.

Yes and we do need a rematch. I'm not going to pester you. You know where to find me x

Fuck that ?, I think Isb is awesome but ei not so much.
I'm on my final warning despite being an advertiser paid a month In advance. People cant take jokes and I'm gona get the guillotine.
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Or getting a kick out of watsapping them up the arse ��

Can someone sit on them while I do it?

Please let us know if you have a mental deficit of some type?I'm highly concerned. Love heart.

Hey guys

I'm still in Galway tomorrow

Please send me date, time and duration requests. I cant answer the phone when Im busy.

If I'm in a booking I will txt every missed call to call me...

Hello Boys

I'm in Limerick today and Ennis on Wed and Thurs.

Please note I am taking prebookings and prioritising people that book me through the message boards or on Twitter.

If you know...

Eek careful. And then run

No did you see 'Black Mirror' it was a live pig

Yup Barney and they say chivalry is dead?

Ps Im not happy with Ei's emoji selection. Match it with Samsung

Play dumb if you're in the same apartment block it will spook her as u could fall inlove and become a stalker

You guys need to cop on and look at South Africa

Mandela legalised it all first pfft

You should have started the thread as Roxette dies

I want him to come back
Hes the only guy that liked my
'are we all sociopaths thread' :clapping:

And? Do you have a question or derailing. Takes one to know one. Boom Boom let's dance

Thats why we throw in a massage as well

I guess hes on my to do list. Dont stress you can afford me
:)

Lmfao lmfao lmfao