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Yes i have, think i will be hopping straight in my bed when i get home.
Do feel better just very tired.

Please let this be the end of my run of bad luck for the foreseeable future.

Ive broken my glasses, someone has bitten my neck (vampireman) and i turned up at the airport three hours late so...

I have heard that the massage parlours and a bit unsavoury in the Blackpool area, scruffy settings and the girls are not suppose to be much better.

Go see your doctor, think your suppose to cut your toenails straight across.

Both Gonorrhea and Chlamydia are on the rise and can be passed via oral sex.

Yeah sometimes, its fun in the right company, not on ya own tho.

I like having daytime benders with a few of my friends, tuning up at a beer garden mid afternoon, rocking in the doorway and...

Hey merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

I did do my warm up and down always do.

Haribos nom nom.

Had one of my many bad nights sleep last night so, thought bugger it get up go the gym, arrived after 6am had a run, row and worked on my chest and shoulders and tottered off home for a nap.

Well...

Hahaha yes your right but not that craggy faced thing there passing off as him at the moment, miserible looking git that.

Someone who is sure of themselves but not cocky with it.

Because they are given the option.

I suppose we are mainly human and we all want to put our thoughts out there too, mix things up a bit muster

Hey all,

Long time no speak, ive been sunning myself in Turkey and havent had a minute to get on here.
Have a good weekend everyone:):):):):)

5'9 but 6 foot in heels i like

I wonder why? its well, not very good :confused:

England are a pile of shite.

One for the guys.

We like to have pet names for various items in our lives, car, partner etc

Do you have a petname for your man piece and if so what makes a good name for you pork sword?

Oh mer, you are bloody bonkers :D

Guide me to the toaster, i need toast, slavered in butter and well im home.
Sort of, feed me im like Lassie, come wee Lassie :p

LOST!
Where am i?

Letter to Brezhnev hahaha

Margie Clarke crazy woman if ive ever met one

Ok seriuos.
PAN'S LABRINTH

Sometimes in life, we want what we cannot have so scoring is a minor hiccup in a game that involves a ball or two.

Hmm not a fan of the old ball of game.
So what are my options?
Wine, wine and more wine?
Tell me so.

Made me giggle :)

We all love the sun however some things need to be hid in the dark.

I loathe too much flesh on show from either sex, bare chested men dripping sweat everywhere.

Women with bingowings flapping...