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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job !
Lol

Lol abandoned airport look.
Agreed though, natural ladies are perfect but when it comes to maintenance I like my girl nice and smooth, the less body hair the better for me.

Rewatching peaky blinders at the moment. Savage show

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.