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Wow.
Virtually no morbidly obese people.
Optimism in the wake of a devastating depression.

We've come a long way.

Beauty is only skin deep... ugly goes down to the bone.

Three men's lives destroyed... two by choice, one a victim.

Destroyed by religion.
Christianity is ghastly. Islam is foul.

The (allegedly) "Christian" West must be answerable for its exploits...

If the dog's going to be left alone for any length of time (which isn't really fair, as dogs need company, or they get unhappy and distressed), either make sure it gets a lot of exercise before you...

Hallelujah!
Ladies visiting my neighbourhood.... Gorgeous, lovely ladies that I've had a hankering for.
An unexpected cash windfall.... a princely sum.
Could it get any better?

Then....
A...

If you can watch this without without being moved, seriously moved... then you lack both a heart and a soul.

Just saying, like.

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It's been almost 18 months since I first rattled this out, and I can still cut'n paste it with reckless abandon....

I have the utmost respect for the ladies who greet us with smiles, provide the...

What do punters do in their spare time... in between seeing escorts?

My guess is that escorts and punters do much of the same mundane nonsense when the clock's not ticking.


But that's just a...

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I learned that the camera sometimes does lie.
And that men are liars and braggarts.
And that I am the greatest lover that most escorts have ever experienced.

The other side of the coin.... INSULTS.

There was the time a lady said: "Who do you think you are, the fuckin' Marlboro man?" as I walked into the room.
Shocked?
I nearly fell off my horse.
...

Plus, y'might love the idea of having such a magnificent animal.

But are you going to love the idea of having such a magnificent animal each and every day for the next 10/12/14 years?
Like I...

As long as you can guarantee that the dog will get its two walks a day, can devote time to training it and socialising it, and take care of its coat then apartment life shouldn't be a problem.
It...

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A bona fide genius. Books, radio, television: a maestro.
Very few people have that degree of ingenuity and talent.

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When punting, it's great.
When it's in civilian / real life, it's fucking sensational.

But, personally speaking, I enjoy it better when it's with acquaintances - rather than myself/significant...

What a powerful song... and a ridiculously good vocalist to boot.


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It really is odd, what with the way people use logic and ethics to rationalise what they do n'all.

I've a partner. I'd describe myself as faithful an monogamous.
Apart from those times when I get...

Let me just preface this by saying: NO, I don't believe in any crazy, over-arching, New World Order conspiracy.

But... there are some bloody odd coincidences going on....

Luke Donald
Lee Westwood
Ernie Els
Phil Mickelson
Francesco Molinari

A bit of sunshine, a few beers, some lovely coastline, the possibility of catching something delicious for supper?

That's multi-tasking.

That's fishing.

Yep, Tiffany's a legend.
A naughty, saucy legend.

I wonder if anyone has ever claimed my "Tongue of the North" crown?

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Apologies to anyone who is suffering as a result of this fuckwittery - it's bloody...

I've met her at conferences etc.
She IS lovely, but the photos are a tad flattering.

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