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Provide this 'Service'?? :confused:

I got distracted half way through typing this because my mind turned to sex

It means you've just spent an hour and a half watching a romantic comedy with an escort instead of getting your end away!

Pirlo is a magician. The next time anyone thinks of claiming an English player is world class think Pirlo and don't bother

Envelopes are like gold dust these days. She's not gonna leave it lying by the bed with dirty money staining the inside of it!

Yeah your prob right. I haven't had a decent holiday in about tens years so I'm due :D

I'll prob just end up on a nudist beach in Longford!! I love a game of volleyball

5 in ten hours. No wonder I took a year off!!

Hope no one needs the fire brigade in Denmark tonight. They have all their ladders at the Eurovision!

Miracles can come true :) we are all off to Romania next year if they win tonight, we can stay with Nikole. Get ready to vote!!

Pretty soon the likes of the Sun newspaper will be giving away free sex vouchers.

I heard a rumour that along with the Luas, Dublin Bus and Ianroid Eireann it is actually cheaper for sex if you...

I note your new yet you know a lot about the girls holiday plans a month in advance , are you by any chance a travel agent?!

Oh my God this is so pathetic imagine the idea of a man buying an escort a car. Absolutely crazy.

Next you'll be telling us Nikole that your going to keep it in the garage of that house I bought...

An industrial size pack of joke condoms that dissolve when wet. They hate those.

So was watching the documentary following Andrew 'Freddy' Flintoff training for his pro boxing debut.

Must say irrespective of how you feel about the man you have to admire his courage. As...

Am I the only one who watched this and marveled at how slimming that Santa robe was?!!!

I want one !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would be just the job after the Christmas Turkey !

The only dirty talk I need to hear from an escort during an appointment is 'left a bit, down a bit, lower, no up a bit, up, left, now I think I feel something, wait wait wait I definitely felt...

If you were kidnapped tomorrow and brought to some random house in the middle of nowhere by a bunch of CIA looking maniacs with guns. And you were told that you were going to have to have sex with...

I thought for the most part the meetings with the escorts was to escape reality ? For the most part most clients will possibly review based on what they feel afterwards as apposed to how it actually...

Mostly I laugh a lot, joke about and have fun. Some times I like to get philosophical and put the world to rights but without being boring. I like to think I dont get messy and I have never started...

Thats the problem with keeping your heart in your wallet!

To Date with whom do you think you have had the best sex of your life with?

Sorry I dont understand the question can you repeat it please?!

Ha my knickers dont twist baby. I aint sick or tired of anything in life right now, I dont know why , do you?!!!

Im sick and tired of seeing the same old pictures for profiles that are obviously fake and consistently fake. A lot of the time we see world famous pornstars being used by advertisers. I mean since...

I suggest leaving the bad language to the professionals !!


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