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Sizes range from "bum tickler" to "hospital visit".

I love that name too, it's great.

Makes me wonder why ladies don't go for out there/unique names. Something like Ms. Ball Drainer would attract a lot of attention. Just put "Call me Mary on...

For guys who have read this far and still need tips. Here's a step-by-step. (And ladies, I have a bone to pick with you too)

1. Turn the shower head to its most powerful setting.

2. Pop a squat...

"Hey sugar tits, how much for a ride? Are you free in 7 minutes?"

Yeah, it's generally just a bottle of Lynx shower gel from my experience.

I have to bring my Cerave facewash and my Lush: Dirty Springwash shower gel.

That is intimidating lol

I hadn't considered that.

But if she lifts weights, God help those lads!

"as big and as thick as my arm"

Good God...lol

But that's just for decoration and to look scary, yeah? :D It's impossible for guys (or girls) to actually take something like that, right?

I find women attractive.

I do not find men attractive, at all.

I find a woman with a strapon attractive.

I find a trans woman with a dick attractive, although I've never indulged in that.
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Hi, this is a difficult thread to post but I feel it's time to rip the plaster off. It may be cathartic, and it is men's mental health month after all.

Any other guys have autism/on the...