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I can’t stand the ignorance of a single text “location?”

It’s so common too, do ladies actually reply to this?

When I can be bothered I’ll reply “yer Ma’s house” . . .

Oh I feel the same, the fact that so called "Judge" heard that boast and still gave a suspended sentence, that's ok, I know in my heart that there will be some REAL men lining up to catch this...

Did you see in The Journal yesterday "Single Donegal mother jailed for not paying TV licence"?!?!?!?!

I kid you not.

Maybe if she punched the inspector unconscious she would have gotten a...

Where did you get my graduation picture from?!?!?! :lmao:

Oh that's still a "hell, NO" for me!!!!!

Penny's sell those €2 clear glasses for a reason ya know!! :lmao:

Oh Christ, not the eyes, NOT THE EYES lol!!!!!!

Heatwave due next week Barney whooo hooo!!!

Don’t know about up North but it was like monsoon season down here today, absolutely lashing rain :(

Oh I hear you!

Do you need a shower??

No, no I’m good.

When did you shower last?

This morning.

This just reminded me of Mathew McConaghy “alright, alright, alright”! :) Which I love btw!!!



Expensive always . . .

Notice how so many Americanisms are creeping into everyday Irish chat??

"My bad" aghhhhhhhhh noooooooooo!!!!

"I will speak my truth" . . . What the FCUK are you on about??

Starting the...

I dont even respond to this question.

As if I dont plan my day, schedule my bookings and personal commitments, I just sit around all day waiting for "free now?" Texts :p

Absolutley spot on! :kiss:

Ah you're a gas man!!!! :lmao:

'sexy'


"30mins"

I'm soaking already . . .

Oh I completely relate to this!!!

JOMO is when you have reached that point of contentment within yourself and the awareness that our happiness comes from within, not from external sources.
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For me, conversation with ANY new client is so important, to make him feel welcome and put him at ease.

I'm naturally bubbly and chatty and will have even the most nervous client laughing and...

It's about being grateful for the review and call being polite.

Polite, go ask yer Ma to explain the practice to you, she clearly forgot to as she was dragging you up.

Aw dont be so hard on yourself!!! I love to use the mirrors to make my guest feel like hes in his own porn!!

You CAN do it, cut back, it will be hard in the first few months but will get easier in time.

Even if it's a case where you just say to yourself NOT today, on the daily.

Maybe take the time to...

I adore perfume, I think it makes for the essence of a woman,

Have you ever had an amazing experience with a gentleman and you smell his scent on you for hours after??? Yummmmm

I am always...

Do you douche?

Pfft, I am a courtesan and so are you darling!!!! :kiss: my half hour clients are my bread and butter!!

Those bitches doing it all wrong ha ha ha!!

I do clean the gentleman after service, let him relax on the bed and he is welcome to shower before he leaves.

No, it's just my thing, I wouldn't do something like that in front of a guest, but...

I dont know, I think hes telling porkies if it's true that he only sees high end ladies.

I would not use baby wipes downstairs in front of a guest, it's hardly the most sexy/ elegant thing to do...

You get what you pay for.

Pay pennies, get ladies who couldnt care less about you or your repeat custom.

SIMPLES.

Now, now, not all ladies, I'm actually not a fan of lynx, it reminds me of teenagers, I have a shower stocked full of bulldog & fcuk products, beard conditioners, shower gels, hair gel, a comb,...