Eh...where does she put this measuring tape exactly?
Did no one explain to you about the measuring tape before you joined? Bastards! Well, all members are allowed into the group on a provisional basis only. When Lucy tours, all provisional members have to book an appointment whereby she produces the tape for the short arm inspection. She then decides whether you measure up to the standards set by the group. The member of the group with the biggest cock (currently Danny) will be the groups leader. I have called for a stewards enquiry. When I undergone the vetting process I knew something was amiss, by the look on Lucy's face, and offer of a discount. She said it was compensation for being ejected from the group. I have appealed on the basis of a faulty tape - no tape measures this small! To collate evidence, I am in the process of seeking second opinions from all other escorts in Ireland. This will be a long and perhaps painful experience, so any donations would be gratefully received.
I thought I was already in here, but somehow was invited again this week. Nice to be back.
Hello, I only joined to say hi to Lucy. I joined EI today, so I'm finding my feet. She's been recommending it for ages. I don't think I'l eligible for this society though!
Hi folks. It's quality ahead of quantity every time lol. Lucy rules
There's not enough pics of Lucy naked in this group. I want more tittage.
Do I have to do anything in this group? Is there group days out?
