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Ireland, the land of the quickie bookings where a man that books an hour of time with an escort is even more scarce than sightings of the great mammoth!

Understandably, in this quickie climate, I refuse to do cum in mouth, aka CIM, with every Tom, Dick and Harry that walks in through the door. It just isn’t right. It flies in the face of all common sense.

Yes, I can understand how much better it feels not to feel a sudden draft of air blowing on your dick at the height of your pleasure. But that’s a gourmet service. So expect to pay for it or accept that it just isn’t up for negotiation. Sometimes, the surprise in the voice of the guy on the phone when I tell him I won’t do cum in mouth in bookings shorter than 2 hours is evident. Cue sharp intake of breath on the line. To any lady happy to take miscellaneous loads of equally miscellaneous loads in her mouth for the sake of a few dollars, pounds or euros, fair game to her. I choose to pass on this experience. The very thought makes me want to gag.

But mileage varies. On long bookings, which is always with a totally different class (emphasis on the word, class) of client, I will consider cum in mouth. I’ll also consider rimming. The criteria are low enough that less than one will qualify in a week. I just do not want to bury my tongue up the arse hole of every man that walks in through the door. When touring Ireland, one is talking about a considerable number of arse-holes, and the questionable hygiene that is the premise of a session that doesn’t last long enough for a decent shower, let alone a decent fuck.

This afternoon, someone qualified to sample the delights of both my cum in mouth and rimming expertise. He hadn’t asked for either. Indeed, on his to-do list was to try anal sex for the first time, and to spank me afterwards upon hearing my confession of how many men I’d permitted to do the same.

But sometimes you go with the flow and ignore the script. Ignore the to-do lists. Go with your gut feeling. My gut feeling was that his body language showed he was in a certain zone. To come up for air and announce that we did something else was going to be counter-productive. We both knew that he had only one shot in him. It had to be a damned good one!

And then his body language went up an octave or two. The moment was here. It was clear he was about to explode. And credit where credit’s due, he did tell me he was about to cum. Which made me respect him all the more. All that bull-shit about men that cum in a lady’s mouth by accident!!! Sure, I bite men’s dicks by accident when caught unawares. How’s about that for accidentally on purpose???

As he realised he was ejaculating in my mouth, his pleasure seemed to be mingled with guilt and remorse, like a kid caught wetting their bed. Perhaps I should have told him what I was planning on doing so he could have enjoyed the moment more. But it hadn’t been planned. It had just seemed like a good idea at the time. And I did reassure him afterwards that he had given me enough time to pull away. But in a town of men who book 30 minute quickies, what he and I had just shared seemed like a marriage. And if you can’t let your husband ejaculate in your mouth, then it’s a sorry state of affairs. Next time, he’ll be ready. So will I.

Here’s the irony though. As he lay there completely exhausted and spread-eagled like a human sacrifice on my Egyptian cotton bed sheets, I offered him a cup of tea (I am very English that way) which he gratefully accepted. At the same time I made myself a cup of coffee, not being a tea drinker myself.

He went for a shower to give the tea time to cool down. And as I was checking my phone for missed calls while I’d been with him, I reached for the cup nearest me and took a swig. A couple of seconds later I realised I’d drunk some of his tea and spluttered with disgust.

I popped my head around the bathroom door where he was towelling himself off.

“I just drank some of your tea by mistake,” I exclaimed, “it tastes worst than spunk!”

Yes, cum in mouth is an acquired taste, in more ways than one!

xxx

Pru