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"In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
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GEORDIE EYETEST

Ironic, isn't it, that my first bout of 'sex education' came from a Catholic nun, Sr. Noreen, or Boreen Noreen as she was affectionately known. Noreen was a kind soul and deeply uncomfortable with the subject matter. Mortified, she explained that sanitary towels were always to be worn with the sticky side down, because to fail in that could lead to abject discomfort.

I say ironic because on International Women's Day, I was listening to ...

Hi everyone

I wanted to express my gratitude for the lovely emails, flowers and presents I have received on Valentine's Day in Dublin. You are all very kind and generous. I hope you found your ideal Tranny Valentine! I am still available in Belfast (soon in Edinburgh and Glasgow) if you are looking for a dangerous liaison (romantic affair). Friends would describe me as someone you could take on a fancy date then enjoy a wild time behind closed doors.

It's really quite ...

No-one has ever yet written "The Guide to Perfect Parenting", in principal because the perfect parent doesn't exist. Babies don't come with a Haynes manual which tells you what to do in the event of an unplanned exhaust leak which escapes the utilised protection and slowly makes it's way down the legs of your trolley and onto the floor of Asda. Or what to do when they work themselves up into such a state of temper that they bang their heads ...