I met an escort a while back and told her I couldn't believe how lucky I was. I said she was perfect in every way. She said no, she always found fault with something about herself. I said are you crazy? You have the most beautiful eyes, nose, lips, breasts, stomach, ass, legs, ive ever seen, touching each part as I said it. She couldn't believe how pretty I found her. She was really chuffed and I had one of the best punts I've ever had.
Of course I was lying !