Good Morning!!!

[Morpheus]

Good morning Vietnam!

Another whole joyous week lies ahead. No serious, I like my job!

And week 2, almost, of my March sex ban. I say sex ban, it's visiting escorts ban, but most weeks that means the same thing !

And I'm facing a stiff test, as it were. An angel has fallen from the heavens, and has flung her halo to the ground, shattering it and any hope I have of sticking to the ban.

But sure fuck it, it's not like I'm getting sponsored or anything and I could be dead next week and I'm not doing it for me, I'm doing it for her.

Ok, i think I've rationalized this enough. Where's the nearest ATM?

Bruno, if she's anything like one of the girls in the new Lynx add, then no man alive could resist her heavenly charms! You are only mortal afterall! Go break your self imposed ban with a bang!