Ye miserable bastards

[Forrest]

How the fu*k are we supposed to know when your birthday is, ya langer.

Go on over to the other side, I'm sure Debest has a cake with candles, and a lot of other nice treats arranged for ya.


There was once a young lad called Jamescork,
Whose mammy said she found him under a stork,
On E-I he always welcomes the noobies,
With that ghastly avatar of bouncing boobies,
He wanders the country with a pocketful of money,
Searching for the next young lady to be his hunny,
On his birthday he always likes to get laid,
But the ladies say no, unless they are being paid.

Happy Birthday Jamescork

38 not out

[JAMESCORK]

How the fu*k are we supposed to know when your birthday is, ya langer.

Go on over to the other side, I'm sure Debest has a cake with candles, and a lot of other nice treats arranged for ya.


There was once a young lad called Jamescork,
Whose mammy said she found him under a stork,
On E-I he always welcomes the noobies,
With that ghastly avatar of bouncing boobies,
He wanders the country with a pocketful of money,
Searching for the next young lady to be his hunny,
On his birthday he always likes to get laid,
But the ladies say no, unless they are being paid.

Happy Birthday Jamescork

38 not out

I'm feckin rightly impressed Forrest. It actually rhymes and you stuck to the beat.

Ha ha. Excellent bud.

Too late Ms chambers.

And ye are all wrong so far.

[OnlyMe]

I'm feckin rightly impressed Forrest. It actually rhymes and you stuck to the beat.

Ha ha. Excellent bud.

Too late Ms chambers.

And ye are all wrong so far.

58 ?

Old fart anyway

[Forrest]

I'm feckin rightly impressed Forrest. It actually rhymes and you stuck to the beat.
Ha ha. Excellent bud. Too late Ms chambers. And ye are all wrong so far.

I was being generous guessing 38. You act like an 18 year old most of the time, but you're probably nearer 48.

[Monkeynut]

I'll narrow it down for ye. I'm older than Sparrow but younger than monkey nutter

Everybody is younger than Monkeynut .......

[OnlyMe]

Everybody is younger than Monkeynut .......

Yes but unlike me they have no taste in cars. Sell your 911? I bought another, what the hell am I doing?

[ERIKA LOVEFORU]

Yesterday was my birthday. Not one of ye miserable basts wished me a happy birthday. To think of the time and effort I put into composing delightful Limericks for yer stupid posting milestones. To think of the times I struggled to post on yer inane threads. I have shown friendship to people I have never met. And for what. Not even a happy birthday buddy. Pffff (tm Jamescork).

Actually having read a thread recently on how old all ye guys are I am pleased to realise I'm not as old as many of ye old farts. It would seem that statistics have shown that the average punter is aged between 30 and 40, but the average poster is aged between 40 and 50.

So how old is Jamescork.

I'll narrow it down for ye. I'm older than Sparrow but younger than monkey nutter

of my dear sweete how its possible to now when is your birthday if you never you told me............
but for dont bee very sad a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY for u

[wanted the best 69]

Yesterday was my birthday. Not one of ye miserable basts wished me a happy birthday. To think of the time and effort I put into composing delightful Limericks for yer stupid posting milestones. To think of the times I struggled to post on yer inane threads. I have shown friendship to people I have never met. And for what. Not even a happy birthday buddy. Pffff (tm Jamescork).

Actually having read a thread recently on how old all ye guys are I am pleased to realise I'm not as old as many of ye old farts. It would seem that statistics have shown that the average punter is aged between 30 and 40, but the average poster is aged between 40 and 50.

So how old is Jamescork.

I'll narrow it down for ye. I'm older than Sparrow but younger than monkey nutter

jimbo, happy birthday, i hope you had a great time fav. escort maybbe?
alsono one is older than the nut cracker

[sweet rebeka]

happy birthay,a sweet kiss and a big hug!!!!! i know how how is it....my birthay was in january and a lot of ppl call me and text me,less.... my father,as he forgot

[Monkeynut]

I know Jimbob .... he doesnt know that I know him. He knows me but doesnt know that Im Monkeynut ....

The real point of this post is to say that the bouncy tits in his avatar are his!

Only Me ...... I sold the Porsche ..... traded it for a 6 year old Range Rover. I really dont need a Porsche, my mickey is big enough.