Escort ads in guy's signatures

[punterminator]

Just saw this. Can we make a deal?

What ya have in mind? I'm off Big Macs... but still have plenty of secret sauce...

[Lucy Chambers]

What ya have in mind? I'm off Big Macs... but still have plenty of secret sauce...

Don't tell anyone about the secret sauce

I will share my Haribo sweeties and my stash of Japanese horror films. Two weeks in the sig and my choice of wording.

[Lincoln]

Now hang on a minute!!! Nowhere, I repeat NOWHERE in my question did I put strawberries... I would never do such a thing....

Appearances can be deceptive.. It was a speculation that I wished to share with the board, nothing more, nothing less. The phrase was fraised in such a way to communicate my particular theory on the matter...

Fraised!!! No mention of strawberries!!! actually thats quite witty Punt, most amusing.

That being said Mark444 is a gentleman so don't be too cheeky there ok??

I have no idea why some folks advertise girls in their signature but I suspect that you find it contrived which irritates you
It may well be, but this is a social network here and this practice is entirely harmless and not deserving of scorn.

I freely admit that I reread some of what I wrtie when I review or post and I know I look like a sap but its all from the heart, there is no need for the relentless cynicism.

[Forrest]

I'm back after a bit of a hiatus and have noticed a new trend. Guys are putting links to escort's profiles in their signatures. What's the story here? Are they wannabe pimps or just brown nosing?

Firstly, it's great to see you back posting. Always enjoyed your posts and as for the avatar.............................

I have varied my signature over the years and probably just followed the noticeable trend toward the type of signature you mention, a few months ago.

I am definitely not a wannabe pimp as the clothes just don't suit me


As for the brown nosing, I had been a regular of the lady in my signature for a long time before I decided to change it to its current status. I have no need to brown nose with her, because she has always looked after me very well, and there has been no noticeable change in the quality of our encounters except, now, the odd time she has baked me a nice cake.

[dave1dave]

Don't tell anyone about the secret sauce

I will share my Haribo sweeties and my stash of Japanese horror films. Two weeks in the sig and my choice of wording.

Japanese horror ? go on Lucy you have my full attention...next thing you are going to tell me you have a copy of "Teito Monogatari Gaiden".......

[Morpheus]

really need to make that remark?.. couldnt just ask the question without the little insult at the end?

I cant speak for all but i believe i was one of the first to do this and my reason was simply to let people know who I reccomend and a way to thank the ladys... its as simple as that!..
and as far as I know im breaking no rules...

as of late others have followed and id guess its for the same/similar reasons
and if you think its kissing up.. it isint.. in fact you anger/upset more ladys than you make happy as for everyone you do reccomend theres many you dont/cant and they are unhappy with you about it!

Captain J...

You tell them Captain!!

[dark-knight]

I can quite see you in leathers and a gimp mask. Indeed.

Did someone say leather, mmmm leather.

[Lucy Chambers]

Japanese horror ? go on Lucy you have my full attention...next thing you are going to tell me you have a copy of "Teito Monogatari Gaiden".......

I will show you mine if you show me yours

I like Japanese horror. Its more..horror ish.

[Lucy Chambers]

Did someone say leather, mmmm leather.

Shirleyy I think. She mentioned something about a pink dildo too. Speak to Danny, he is making her 'arrangements',

(I was joking Danny and Shirleyy)

[dark-knight]

I suffer from dildophobia.