Originally Posted by
nicegirlsarenice
Monkeynut what you might be describing is a vile creature of the night known as a WITCH.
What you need to understand is that THESE SINFUL AND DEPRAVED THOUGHTS ARE NOT COMING FROM WITHIN YOU! They are coming from the beyond and from the woman herself. So the one thing you must not do is to blame yourself... blame her! She will make you sign over your life to her if you're not careful, this is the work of the wicked witch's vile and lustful spell.
She casts her supernatural charm spells on you and you can't let go. What you must do when you come across one of these is you must hold a cross of our Lord Jesus Christ in front of her and say:
"BE GONE WITCH, AWAY THEE VILE CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!!! AWAY WITH THY DEPRAVED TEMPTATIONS OF SINS OF THE FLESH!!!! THY SATANIC RITUALS AND THY CURSES FROM BEYOND AND THY VILE TEMPTATIONS OF LUST!!!!! I COMPEL THEE IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!!"
And if still she doesn't leave you must go out into the streets with her and yell that she is a witch and to: "BURN THE WITCH!!! BURN! BURN! BURN!
Anyway... >_>