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Did you know that since WII was launched there have been 80 thousand WII related injuries? Take heart, I smashed a lovely vase when I was getting carried away one day.
If you add gin to a mojito it makes it a Gimlet. You will have the worst hangover in the world due to the different grains. Sugar and potatoes are not a good mix.
Poor baby. Have a Berocca and play with yourself. My ex said that was the way to go.
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dave1dave (22-11-10)
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