I get great fun from reading some of the deluded nonsense that masquerade as reviews. Don't put a dampner on these Lotharios expressing their innermost feelings. I couldn't live in a world without schmaltz (there's a song that goes something like that, I think).
I think a review should mainly concern itself with plotting a point along the xy axis to indicate where the cash outlay intersected with the level of sexual satisfaction received.
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Record 2-time E-I Fantasy Football Champion 2010/11, 2013/14
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