Man in ice-cream shop slaps his son around the head and says " What flavour do you want fat head"
The shop keeper is shocked and says " Why did you slap your son and call him Fat head?"
Man replies "There are 3 things in life a man wants ,
A big car which i have ,
A great big house which i have
And a wife with a nice tight pussy. I had that too till fat head came along!!!!!!