I dont want to know you anymore.

[Forrest]

I have a neighbour a few doors up and jesus its time for divine intervention or something. They way this guys dresses. He looks like a bad oil painting after coming to life. To make a short story long, he dreses ,well fuckin awful if you ask me. Today he is wearing a pair of shoes, a white pair of socks pulled up around his legs and they look like dawn on a sunny morning, a pair of camouflage shorts, a multi plain shirt sort of beige shirt and a sleeveless fisherman's coat. He kinda doesnt blend very well with his surroundings and i sure hope for his sake he doesnt cross a zebra crossing but sure if he did he would be knocked down and killed. Sort of hard to see stuff. Anyway i am not going to be seen in this guys company i can tell you. I want to keep some semblance of being cool.

very goofy looking man,
Westside.

Mr Westsidex, I never realised you shared my passion for the Escort Ireland website.
I have been reading your posts here with interest for quite a while, but I never would have guessed that you were my neighbour. Sure t'is a small world indeed.
I never passed any comment about you when you went through your Bay City Roller phase, or when you had the multi coloured punk rocker mohican hairstyle, with safety pins in your nose and eyebrows. I am not sure if I should mention your current tendency for cross-dressing........damn, I forgot this was a public forum. Oh well, too late now.
Do you fancy a pint later and you can help me with my lack of fashion sense?

btw, I'm not that goofy, am I