Originally Posted by
capt.pugwash
Yaaarrrr, upon careful consideration of your written admission to the facts "my Lady" and the
" Lady is under your care and protection," I deem Sir that you are in fact most probably
a Pimp and therefore a Cad also.
Hence your challenge is accepted with relish.
As a White Knight it is most shameful that you have no mastery of the game of Chess.
Therefore a duel with arms it is.-- my weapon of choice is my sawn off shotgun,whence
I can retreive it as it is on loan in Limerick at present.
The location I suggest is the Ha`penny Bridge at dawn on Feb 29th.
Dont be late , and no Horseplay.