Greetings,
I'm looking for something a bit different. I can't think of a more subtle way of putting this.
What I'm basically looking for is a lady who will wipe my ass clean after I defecate. Nothing else.
Cheers,
Mick
Greetings,
I'm looking for something a bit different. I can't think of a more subtle way of putting this.
What I'm basically looking for is a lady who will wipe my ass clean after I defecate. Nothing else.
Cheers,
Mick
I'd hold my nose rather than my breath............you could be waiting quite a while for an escort to reply to that request.
Ok fair enough everyone to their own tastes and all, but for fuck sake! Come on man get a grip! hahahahahaha
Anyway you have given me a laugh.
And then to top it off you try make westie guilty by telling him your mother is dead....classic. Take the stick man, you cant defend it!!!!
I've been contacted about this already. I have someone who is willing.
I'm glad that you found it amusing. It's really something that appeals to me.
You know, being treated like a child. I love it. I might persue a few other slightly different things after this.
By the way, I'm not trying to make westside feel guilty at all.
I'd never ask someone I know to do this either.
A stranger who agrees to it beforehand is much different though.
I hadn't though of using moist wipes. I think I might just use toilet paper.
Usually it takes my like two full toilet rolls at least to be clean. She'll have really earned her money.
Last edited by BigPrickMick; 21-01-10 at 21:21.