I could open it for ya if you want
I could open it for ya if you want
I have no signature at the moment
remember the pint cartons of milk that you had to tear them open,i fuckin hated those,fuckin milk everywere.
or those sachets of sauce,if you dont tear them in the right place first time they just wont fuckin open
mam mammy mam mam mam mammy
its the top you open.
Waht about the plastic packages of some stuff today.I brought a new scissors lately and couldnt get the plastic off.You wouldnt mind if i had a scissors but i threw it out and the only scissors i had was in the plastic.Batteries are even worse.
I used a knife instead,
Westside.
THOSE PACKAGES ARE FUCKIN RIDICLOUS,NEAR IMMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN.CANT BE DONE WITHOUT A SHARP KNIFE.A LOT OF THEM ARE KIDS TOYS ASWELL FFS,IMAGINE.
WD-40= "THERE YOU GO LITTLE JOHNNY,HERES THE NEW BEN TEN FIGURE I GOT YOU"
LITTLE JOHNNY= "THANKS WD,YOUR THE BEST,BUT I CANT OPEN IT"
WD-40="DONT WORRY KID,HERE TRY MY STANLEY KNIFE,FOUND IT IN THE SHED LAST NITE.
LITTLE JOHNNY= AFTER A COUPLE OF SECONDS STRUGGLING, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH WD MY HAND
WD-40=OH SHIT,IV NEVER SEEN SO MUCH FUCKIN BLOOD,YOUR ON YOUR OWN KID,IM FUKIN OUTTA HERE.
LITTLE JOHNNY= PLEEEASSE STAY,HEEELLP MEEE WD,WERES MY MAMMY.AAAAAAHHHHHHH
WD-40=LET GO OF ME YOU LITTLE FUCKER,IM OFF
SHE DUMPED ME THEN
mam mammy mam mam mam mammy