Which wig do you like best on my pussy?

[rincewind]

Oh that pussy.

I was getting excited there for a second.

[LLAMEDOS]

Oh that pussy.

I was getting excited there for a second.

To save any confusion, ----- The animal version is known as a "KITTYWIG"
The lady pubic wig is officialy called a "MERKIN"
---- imagine going down under the sheets to indulge and surfacing with the whole shebang
snagged in yer teef ! YUK, twould be stuck to ya like a beard.

[rincewind]

Brings the image of a beard rash to a whole new level.

[he who dares wins]

or you go clean shaven, and leave looking like santa cluas, nice!!!!!!!!

[LLAMEDOS]

or you go clean shaven, and leave looking like santa cluas, nice!!!!!!!!

Good one --- Ha ha ! --- hopefuly a happy Santa with presents delivered and an empty sack !!!
or should I say Ho Ho Ho - or even Ho Ho HOE !
Merkins came to be in years past when the Squire caught Crabs whilst shagging the servant
maids and in turn passed it on to his Lady,she in disgust removed her bush in an effort to get
rid and hence turned to her wig-maker for a detachable replacement.(interesting times to be
a wiggy`s apprentice -- " Just duck up under Mam`s gown son and measure up her bits")
An easy way to abolish Ginger Pubes ,ha ha !

[david2666]

Thanks llamedos. Am I correct in thinking that merkin can refer to a male rug as well?

[Smarty]

Putting wigs on animals is just pure silly.

So to answer your question.

None of the above