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  1. Default You're half right!

    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    When you say 9 1/2" x 6", do you mean 6" soft? Surely it can't be 6" wide?
    the measurment process happened after the shootout on twin peaks
    and after a battle to perform the said task
    so it was losing life . . so to speak
    so it was a bit bigger and rounder
    a couple of minutes previous

    that's the best part . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissX View Post
    the measurment process happened after the shootout on twin peaks
    and after a battle to perform the said task
    so it was losing life . . so to speak
    so it was a bit bigger and rounder
    a couple of minutes previous

    that's the best part . . .
    You didn't belt it with a hammer and then measure it?
    Once a prick - always a prick.

  3. Default no didn't go down like that . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    You didn't belt it with a hammer and then measure it?
    up up and up . . .
    just like jack and the beanstalk
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissX View Post
    up up and up . . .
    just like jack and the beanstalk
    Or do you mean after he turned over it jumped up like a jack in the box?
    The Truth is out there.

  5. Wink well . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by westcorklad View Post
    Or do you mean after he turned over it jumped up like a jack in the box?
    . . no the glass was half empty but to the normal eye it was already at full capacity,
    that's where the smile crept across my face
    but before my jaw hit the ground
    it just took off grew another personality

    i laughted with glee
    he seemed pretty bashful about the whole thing

    embarrased and flattered at the same time

    said he'd never measured his dick before, he was tittering too

    i should've kept his number

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissX View Post
    . . no the glass was half empty but to the normal eye it was already at full capacity,
    that's where the smile crept across my face
    but before my jaw hit the ground
    it just took off grew another personality

    i laughted with glee
    he seemed pretty bashful about the whole thing

    embarrased and flattered at the same time

    said he'd never measured his dick before, he was tittering too

    i should've kept his number

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    So if I can prove that my cock is the same size as his does it mean that I will get a free appointment as well?
    The Truth is out there.

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    9 and half - thats nothing

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