escort ... so did ye find any hidden treaure to pay for this bounty
you ... yar now lets be gettin together and haul some keel
escort ...not till you scrape the barnicles off your rudder
you... i'll be seein ya in 5 shots of rum for one turn of ye hourglasses pleasure
5 shots of rum later
escort ... wanna shiver me timbers laddy
you ... yar me darling tis nothin i'd be likin more than to drop anchor in your lagoon then fire me canon thru yar porthole
escort ... i've crushed 17 mens skulls between these thighs
you ... that's the finest pirate booty i've laid me peepers on , prepare to be boarded
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