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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    Hey westcork if I got hold of u I'd fart into your mouth...
    And pull your mickey at the same time
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    no exaggeration I let rip in the pub last week twas like I laid a rotten egg everyone looking at each other how could they blame me?.......

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    If you eat a lot of meat , eggs or cauliflower , then you will have very smelly farts . These foods are rich in sulphur which is notorious for producing smelly farts . Sulphides and mercaptins are produced in your gut in large amounts when these foods are consumed . Also smokers and people who chew their food with open mouths are prone to smelly farts , mainly due to swallowing more oxygen . And when you fly , the low pressure of the airplane cabin can make the gas inside you expand and cause terrible flatulance , or in my case trapped wind , which is seriously uncomfortable . On a recent trip back from the states , i suffered terrible from trapped wind , but once i got into my car the pressure was finally released , i sat there and farted for longer than i ever farted in my life !
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    Hydrogen Sulphide. Thats it really.

    Hydrogen sulfide - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    i suffered terrible from trapped wind , but once i got into my car the pressure was finally released , i sat there and farted for longer than i ever farted in my life ![/QUOTE]

    rectal flatulence!..

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    i suffered terrible from trapped wind
    Considering you talk so much,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    no exaggeration I let rip in the pub last week twas like I laid a rotten egg everyone looking at each other how could they blame me?.......
    i think i was there

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