Amy masseuse

[Amy Masseuse]

Hi lads,

So about me. I give the best epic lingham edging massage. I’m quite proud of myself. I actually love what I do. I’m a Perv. I love people enjoying their bodies. I love all types of bodies because they do so much for us and all we do is complain about them. Anywho, I do what’s in my ad. I’ve my masters in ATT and sports/rehabilitation so if you come in for a sports/deep tissue, I tend to be quite preachy because y’all go to Physios who are less qualified than nurses but are somehow called doctors and can’t tell what’s wrong with your body unless they use a machine.

I can do erotic and deep at the same time, yes I’m that naughty and talented. I HATE being asked for things I’ve specified I don’t do. It’s the easiest way for me to block you.I do the full time or a bit longer (I don’t allow clients to finish till their time is up. Those with good recovery can finish how ever many times their body wants them to at no extra charge but I prefer a quick 1 to take the edge off, massage however you like it, then a nice slow burn, that, if you follow my instructions, will leave you shaking at weird times throughout the day). I also carter to those who just want to have a good time. I’m quite open minded when it comes to requests, as long as they’re not on my no go list).

I take requests at time of booking but I don’t like being told how to do my job, because believe me, I know how to do what I do better than you. Should you be one of those unicorns who has battered their peen to the point even my epic touch can’t bring you off, then I’ll ask for suggestions. I get quite obsessive about my all my clients’ muscles being fully relaxed so as long as the request isn’t full service, bj/kissing, faucial, hard sports, humiliations et cetera, I’m open to it. I’ve a filthy mind when it comes to discussing sexual things but I don’t do role play. It needs to be organic, something I’d actually do. And above all else, I can’t fake it. So if you’re looking for a great masseuse who can pretend how you’re touching my body excites me when it doesnt, sorry wrong girl. I’m annoyingly brutally honest about what I like and how I like it, so I don’t ego stroke. That about covers it.

And thanks wifey for the review. You know I’m happy to molest you whenever, however ��.